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Dreadful Nonsense

"I've read your blog. it's really funny. you should write a column." - Jon Ronson

Flights

I'm flying today. On my own. It's very frightening for me, and for all the other passengers, when I start screaming and pulling my own hair out and crying and throwing up and praying and rocking.

And that'll just be at the check-in desk.

Ha. That's not even funny. And I've already checked in on-line. Get with the 21st century, daddio.

Anyway. He Who Only... said I needed to put my flight details on line, cos that way the plane won't crash. He also confessed to me this morning that, when he flies, he has one piece of superstitious crazy behaviour which means that on the day that he is flying, he has to act all good and proper and kindly to his fellow man so that if the plane does actually crash and God does a quick background check, he can at least on that one day be mistaken for a Christian and let into heaven.

This morning, I deliberately hit three school children on the shins with my bag as I was getting off the tube, because they were all too young and thin and full of hope.

Anyway. Flight details below. Posts next week about how cute my nephew is to follow.


ITINERARY:
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AER LINGUS EI 183 Z/ECONOMY CLASS CONFIRMED
DEP LONDON/HEATHROW THU 3APR08 9.10PM
LHR -TERMINAL 1 - TERMINAL 1
ARR DUBLIN THU 3APR08 10.20PM

AER LINGUS EI 168 Z/ECONOMY CLASS CONFIRMED
DEP DUBLIN SUN 6APR08 2.40PM
ARR LONDON/HEATHROW SUN 6APR08 3.55PM
LHR -TERMINAL 1 - TERMINAL 1
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