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Dreadful Nonsense

"I've read your blog. it's really funny. you should write a column." - Jon Ronson

Ver Batum

I got a voicemail from my landlord, asking me to call him straight back.

The transcript of the conversation:

“Can I speak to [name of landlord], please?”
“Who’s calling?”
“Shazzle from [name of building]”

Pause

“He’s not taking any calls.”
“Oh, he just left a message asking me to call him straight back.”
“Oh. I’ll check.”

Pause

“He’s not taking any calls.”
“Okay. Can you please let him know I returned his call?”
“I just told him that.”

And then he hangs up on me.

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