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Dreadful Nonsense

"I've read your blog. it's really funny. you should write a column." - Jon Ronson


The plan had been to get up this morning for 8am to head down to the church at the end of the road which has had a sign up in the car park for the last three weeks, which has promised Christmas Trees - and not just Christmas Trees, but "the best Christmas Tree you've ever had!" which is quite a big promise. Thankfully, we dumped that plan at around 1am last night, when we finished our last beer and realised that shopping for a Christmas Tree first thing on a Saturday morning while still drunk would have been quite silly.

Instead, we wandered up at a more reasonable 12.30pm, complete with hangovers, and realised the car park was still filled with promise, rather than Christmas Trees.

Tragically, the Christmas Tree delivery so eagerly anticipated by most of North London had not arrived. There are no trees.

Therefore, I'm currently sitting in a flat filled with anticipation and unhung baubles. These baubles, I must add, are some of the best decorations I've ever seen. Look at them. They look like your hangover just threw up:


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