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Dreadful Nonsense

"I've read your blog. it's really funny. you should write a column." - Jon Ronson

New Template

Hello the ladies and the gentlemen,

Here at the Nest'O'Love, it's been a hive of activity all day as I've been sitting at the computer, upgrading the Beta Blogger template and then crying and attempting to throw myself out of the window when it turned out that that's a terrible idea. Once I'd calmed down and come to terms with the fact that my blog was ruined forever, I was able to go about some forums and work out how to revert back to the old blogger style templates, in order to put in some more simple template that I had found in the internet designed kindly by some lovely people who appreciate straight lines and fully justified text.

This is, therefore, the result of about four hours of work, three of which were spent trying to make one of the naff beta blogger templates look acceptable. I never quite managed to do that, but you should have heard the ecstatic cries of triumph when I managed to reduce the spacing between the list of archived months. I think the neighbours may think I'm having some kind of torrid affair while He Who Only... is out at work.

So, I am now experimenting with having titles and labels for my posts, as this template apparently accepts both. Let me know what you think about it, please.

Also, if you're one of those people who understands things like this, can you please let me know:

1. How can I re-arrange the archives so that it starts with the most recent first and goes backwards to 2001?
2. How the hell do I get rid of the stupid bullet points?
3. Why does it no longer say "posted by Shazzle at