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Dreadful Nonsense

"I've read your blog. it's really funny. you should write a column." - Jon Ronson

I've now been referred to a podiatrist. I'm quite excited about that, since I've never seen one of those in real life, and I think it might be interesting. I mean, what kind of crazy person goes through all of that medical training, only to then decide that all they want to look at FOR THE REST OF THEIR WORKING LIFE is other people's feet.

For the record, I find feet utterly disgusting. That's why I got a tattoo on one of mine: an attempt to fancy it up. I didn't work.

But I digress. The only draw back that I can think of is that I've now become utterly convinced that the podiatrist is going to give me some special shoes that I'll have to wear for the rest of my life. I'm already not allowed to wear heels or wedges. I should only wear shoes that are well laced up and fit properly. It's all for my own good, obviously, but I'm still worried. Because any time I try to imagine what the shoes will look like, all I can think of is these:



Sexy.

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