Oh dear Lord.
After all the heartbreak over my internet presents - including three phone calls, four emails and numerous temper tantrums - they literally just arrived on our literal doorstep. Even though the nice girl last night they told me that they'd arrive mid-January, and advised me to buy different presents.
I'm not sure whether to be pleased or infuriated. I think I'll probably just be pleased.
And continue my email campaign.
This, Ladies and Gentlemen, is Post Number 1,000 on my blog.
After all the heartbreak over my internet presents - including three phone calls, four emails and numerous temper tantrums - they literally just arrived on our literal doorstep. Even though the nice girl last night they told me that they'd arrive mid-January, and advised me to buy different presents.
I'm not sure whether to be pleased or infuriated. I think I'll probably just be pleased.
And continue my email campaign.
This, Ladies and Gentlemen, is Post Number 1,000 on my blog.