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Dreadful Nonsense

"I've read your blog. it's really funny. you should write a column." - Jon Ronson

This week I have:

1. Joined a gym. Women only, you know. Full of lesbians.
2. Volunteered to work in what is called a "suicide sanctuary".
3. Volunteered with the Samaritans.
4. Submitted my CV to a range of recruitment agents.
5. Applied for a job at UNICEF.
6. Thrown out some of my shoes.
7. Cleaned everything in the house.
8. Had a mini mid-life crisis.

Who says that turning 30 means nothing?

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