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Dreadful Nonsense

"I've read your blog. it's really funny. you should write a column." - Jon Ronson

Regular commenter on this blog and all round lovely lady Mrs Moo made a baby in her tummy a while ago, and yesterday the baby came out of her - in a way that doesn’t quite bear thinking about for all other ladies who are of a baby making age - and said hello to the world. This new baby is a boy baby, which means, as me and He Who Only… kept sniggering to each other last night, that Mrs Moo had a penis inside her for almost nine months. How spectacularly rude.

We’re all very pleased that there is a new person in our world, and although I think it’s quite remiss of her not to hold on until next Sunday so that me and Cillian could have had the same birthday for always and therefore have that special bond, he’s still a November baby and us November babies are some of the best people to exist.

So hoorah from me to Mrs Moo and her son. I can’t wait to meet him.


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