<body><script type="text/javascript"> function setAttributeOnload(object, attribute, val) { if(window.addEventListener) { window.addEventListener('load', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }, false); } else { window.attachEvent('onload', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }); } } </script> <div id="navbar-iframe-container"></div> <script type="text/javascript" src="https://apis.google.com/js/plusone.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript"> gapi.load("gapi.iframes:gapi.iframes.style.bubble", function() { if (gapi.iframes && gapi.iframes.getContext) { gapi.iframes.getContext().openChild({ url: 'https://www.blogger.com/navbar.g?targetBlogID\x3d3200994\x26blogName\x3dDreadful+Nonsense\x26publishMode\x3dPUBLISH_MODE_BLOGSPOT\x26navbarType\x3dBLACK\x26layoutType\x3dCLASSIC\x26searchRoot\x3dhttps://shazzle.blogspot.com/search\x26blogLocale\x3den_GB\x26v\x3d2\x26homepageUrl\x3dhttp://shazzle.blogspot.com/\x26vt\x3d7615377689624956874', where: document.getElementById("navbar-iframe-container"), id: "navbar-iframe" }); } }); </script>

Dreadful Nonsense

"I've read your blog. it's really funny. you should write a column." - Jon Ronson

I was walking in to work today feeling good about the world this morning. I got a seat on the train, I got a seat on the tube, I’m going on holiday on Thursday night, I’ve got my new shoes on, it’s not raining, I’m wearing black eye liner - there’s a lot to be feeling good about. Turning in to the courtyard of where I work, my MP3 player shuffled on to one of the best rocking tunes on the mother rocking earth. I began strutting my stuff up the street, because I am at one with my music, and because me and my music ROCK. I was, in fact, getting perhaps a little too into the music, if you know what I mean. But that aside, I strode up the steps to work keeping in time with the rhythm and I don’t mind telling you I felt pretty damn cool. And then the pointy end of my stupid new boots caught in the seam of my over long trousers, I stumbled, I fell forward, I regained my balance and I kept walking so damn quickly I nearly went head first into the glass door.

Oh yeah, I rock.


Post a Comment