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Dreadful Nonsense

"I've read your blog. it's really funny. you should write a column." - Jon Ronson

Right. Kids. This is getting totally out of hand.

I have lots of things that I need to say, because if I don’t say them, they jangle around in my head until it starts coming out in song form, and standing on a packed commuter train at 8.45 in the morning and suddenly realising you’re singing “All Of You Can Go To Hell” over and over again to the tune of “Don’t Look Back Into The Sun” by the Libertines is not ideal.

So, in an attempt to save (or finally disconnect forever from) my sanity, today I will be blogging 12 - that’s 12 - entries. Imagine that. Can you imagine that? The mind boggles. At least mine does. But that’s okay, it’s Friday.

Chapters include titles like:

“She was only the President’s daughter!”
“A generous helping of marmite.”
“Put that in there.”
“Go away.”
“I would like them all to be pink, please.”

So, yes. Here we go then. Starting from Tuesday 28 March and working upwards, let’s all join hands and plunge headfirst into MY BRILLIANT LIFE.

NB - Do please remember to progress from bottom up, else it’ll all become a bit confusing.

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