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Dreadful Nonsense

"I've read your blog. it's really funny. you should write a column." - Jon Ronson

Holy SHIT, y'all, I'd forgotten how much FUN it can be to read the internet in the comfort of your own front room. Email! Pictures of nakeds! Plus, you know, all of that consumer power. Dude! Pass me the credit cards! I've got some plastic to buuuurrrrn.

And also as well, the man that I live with is watching some of the most TERMINALLY BORING (YEAH, I SAID IT!) TELEVISION I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. And I grew up with RTE1 people. I aint making this shit up.


Caps lock off for the rest of the post, I promise.

Thing is, I've got nothing to talk about today, because I had a really tedious day at work (which I don't blog about, for the obvious) and then I came home, ate potatoes and attempted to flake out in front of the television. But then He Who Only... started watching BBC4, which is like television, but with long words and education. So now that there are no live action pictures of B-List celebrities eating worms or ugly people getting their faces chopped off or houses rebuilt, just what the hell am I supposed to do for entertainment?

I know! Let's talk about:

What I've Learned From Google Image Search!

Girls called Sharon look like this -

And this -

Also? This -

Plus... This -


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