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Dreadful Nonsense

"I've read your blog. it's really funny. you should write a column." - Jon Ronson

Rejoice one and all, for it is time to declare that the twenty first century has entered the Nest’O’Love. Not only do I now have a Fancy New Phone What Needs Music Installed And That (more of which tomorrow), we have also had the broadest of bands installed on Mr Computer, and now the world will do my bidding, and I can access as much pornography and internet-based email accounts as my heart desires.

A whole new adventure playground for me to play with, although at the present time I must sit cross-legged on the floor to do so, as the computer sits on the floor until such time as we manage to find a computer table on which it shall sit and reign over the front room.

The installation came with two voice messages from Dr Who himself, telling us that our broadband was ready to be activated, and a CD that talked He Who Only… through every step of the installation process in a slightly condescending manner. What I like best is that FINALLY we can now spend our afternoons watching Chinese television broadcasts IN REAL TIME. I never dreamed this day would come.

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