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Dreadful Nonsense

"I've read your blog. it's really funny. you should write a column." - Jon Ronson

Okay. I’m sorry. I’ll admit it: the rumours are true. It has been almost two weeks since the last update (I think that’s a personal record right there) and I am about to do the mother of all back entries (don’t be rude). But I’ve been waiting for Hello to upload my wonderful photographs, which is refusing to do, and I’ve been waiting for blogger to stop hosting porn so that I can post during working hours, which it is refusing to do, and I’ve been waiting for life to slow down a notch or two so that I get the chance to breathe and reflect, but it’s refusing to do that too. So, therefore, dearest kindest most best looking reader, do hang on and keep coming back. Do, please, keep coming back. An audience is what I live for, I long for your praise and more importantly your approval. Also, photos. Some of them of naked feet. Imagine that!

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