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Dreadful Nonsense

"I've read your blog. it's really funny. you should write a column." - Jon Ronson

I apologise profoundly and profusely for the lack of updates hereabouts for the last two weeks. My reasons are manifold, and terribly interesting, but you won’t be hearing any of them. Hopefully the next few days will allow me to do a brief and timely catch-up of events, and if they don’t, well then. You’ll be missing out on so terribly much it hurts me to think of it. It pains me, dear reader, to muse for a mere moment that you won’t get to hear the entertaining story of my mysterious rash, or the time that we sat and discussed death, or the two separate occasions in the last week when I’ve been propositioned by men on my street. It actually physically pains me to think that you might miss out.

But you won’t miss out. No siree. Not if I’ve got anything to do with it. And to do with it, I have got. Brace yourselves, therefore. Updates soon.


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