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Dreadful Nonsense

"I've read your blog. it's really funny. you should write a column." - Jon Ronson

Things I've learned in the last couple of days:

1. Flying is easy, and the plane won't crash just because I'm sitting by the window.
2. It's not safe to just walk up the counter at the Clinique place in the airport and hand over credit card without checking the price of their night cream. It's OVER FIFTY FIVE EURO, people. Just say no. (I bought it anyway)
3. It's impossible to choose a pair of converse runners without leaving the shop and immediately thinking "I should have bought the green/red/black ones instead".
4. My runners leak in the rain.
5. My blog looks RUBBISH on easyeverything computers.
6. The bus prices have gone up in London.
7. Some people are never happy.
8. I've found someone who can swear more powerfully than me
9. I can't go into Virgin without buying at least three DVDs.
10. Smoking indoors in public places is a unique pleasure that never gets old.


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