Dreadful Nonsense

I've asked about, and it's official. No one I know has made a New Year's Resolution this year. Or indeed any other new year. My friends are all lazy, fickle, easily distracted bastards who realise that they will never stick to any one thing, because they will only get side tracked by something else.

But not me. Well, yes, me too. But I made resolutions last August, because I'm contrary and refuse to be pinned down to dates, times, traditions or common sense. I've kept to every last one of them, more or less, other than the smoking thing. The smoking thing continues, but will be STOPPING TOMORROW, BY GOD I SWEAR IT WILL. Probably. If I don't buy any more fags in the pub tonight.

Joss Whedon has made resolutions, because he is a great, great, great man and we should all bow down before him.

"Resolutions: Too many to tell, and some are federally incriminating. I'm not perfect (I'm prefectly PROPORTIONED, which is where that confusion comes in) and I've taken a cold hard look at my self in the wane of aught four. There's changes. Work to be done. I plan to be a better, more focused person next year, and if at all possible, have a bionic arm. I also resolve to write more. Not like, BENDIS more, but a lot. And maybe have some protein shakes, so my body stays in good enough shape to hold up my bionic arm, which will probably be heavy."

[If you're a massive geek, you can read the rest of his New Year message here. But then again, if you're a geek, you've probably already read this like 1,000 times already.]

Happily, if you've yet to decide what resolution to make, Mr Internet has provided an easy way to do it for you. My resolution is can now be found in the handy box below:

In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Stop smoking pot by taking up crack instead.
Get your resolution here

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