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Dreadful Nonsense

"I've read your blog. it's really funny. you should write a column." - Jon Ronson

I have no news today. None at all. Nothing to tell you. I spent today helping my mother out at a course she is running for professional people who do a wonderful job teaching spakky children to sit still in classrooms. My job includes - but is not limited to - selling books, accepting cheques, explaining to people that receipts won't be available until tomorrow, sitting on the floor reading Burning Down My Masters' House by Jayson Blair and pointing out where the toilets are. Therefore, I have nothing to tell you.

So instead, here is Part One of an ongoing series, where I display photos people were unwise enough to text to my mobile. Today's short piece stars JC and his lovely ManWife Ian.

[Interestingly enough, in this photo JC (on the right) is sporting a haircut from the world famous "Mr Topper" of Tottenham Court Road fame, as previously mentioned by He Who Only Reads This Blog To See If He's Mentioned.]

If you have a camera phone, do text me, or alternatively email me images of you and your lovely Man- or LadyWife to dreadful.nonsense@gmail.com. Join in the fun.

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