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Dreadful Nonsense

"I've read your blog. it's really funny. you should write a column." - Jon Ronson

Well, you asked for it, you sick skanks. (And when I say 'you', I do specifically mean you and you. I hope you're both happy now). Here, in all it's skanky glory, is my tattoo, in a photo taken about an hour after having it done.

(Funny how I'm calling you sick skanks, and I'm the one posting photos of my ass on the internet. Hello Internet!) I had no idea at the time quite how skanky it looked. It looks skanky. Not any more though. Now it's glorious and wonderful. I'll have to take some fresh unskanky pictures.

As an added bonus, here is the bandage that was on the tattoo for an hour, after which I was told to take it off and let it 'breathe'. I especially like the turin shroud quality of the bandage, where you can clearly make out the shape of an angel through the blood.

This entry was posted on 17 September 2004 at 3:50 pm. 0 comments

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