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Dreadful Nonsense

"I've read your blog. it's really funny. you should write a column." - Jon Ronson

An evening spent changing the colours of the blog, only to find there's absolutely no way of making it look any better. So I found a picture instead. I've also been listening to the 99p Challenge, Jeremy Hardy and Rigor Mortis while doing this. It's taken me that long.

Dave has been sweet enough to join in with this pointless exercise of minor redesign by contributing this, his distillation of my blog. An edited version will live forever more in the margin, to warn off future readers.

"I'm bored. I hate my hair. Went to the comedy club on friday. Something about Mrs Bishop. I love my hair. I hate my hair. My back hurts. I hate my family. My back doesn't hurt. The cat's sat on me. My back hurts again. I hate my job. I love my family. Yay! I'm going to the Edinburgh Festival. Went to the comedy club on friday. Something about Mrs Bishop. Something obscure about Angel. I've been sacked. I'm bored. I've got a job. I want to be sacked. Yay! I'm at the Edinburgh Festival. I hate the Edinburgh festival. I hate my hair. I hate everything. Yay! I've comed back from the Edinburgh Festival. I wish it was still the Edinburgh Festival. I'm bored."

Anyone got anything to add?

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