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Dreadful Nonsense

"I've read your blog. it's really funny. you should write a column." - Jon Ronson

Hello kidlings,

My, but it's been a long time. I'm terribly sorry for leaving you all in the lurch in such a hasty and unnecessary manner. I promise that I've not spent the whole time laughing and replaying my video tape of England being knocked out of Euro 2004 - honest. I've been doing other things too. Some of which I have detailed in the back entries (stop giggling) you'll find detailed below.

Now, the reason I've been so tardy when it comes to blogging are two fold. Firstly, the lovely computer that I do honestly adore so very much has been whoring itself around the internet like a dirty slag, and has contracted a number of different viruses as a result that need to be removed quick fast by a qualified doctor. The dirty, dirty computer is therefore being taken from this place early tomorrow morning to a place of computer cleaning where it will be cleansed of it's sins and reborn again, with a renewed firewall and hopefully a few less downloaded and pointless search engines and the like.

Secondly, my epidural approacheth. And alongside that, great wheezing episodes of pure pain have been visiting my life with a regularity last experienced only days before my first epidural, and this has been restricting not only my blogging life, but also my social life and my patience to a point where I've been quite a whiny, snappy bitch to a lot of people, and a miserable silent anti-social bitch to a lot of other people. To both those groups of people, I do apologise. To those of you who have not been personally affected by this, I obviously don't take you enough into consideration to give you the pleasure of my bad moods. I do apologise to you too.

Now. The computer will be out of the house for at least two days. On the third day, I will be in hospital getting Doogie Howser MD to inject me with some delicious drugs that will, in the words of Atomic Kitten, make me whole again. So, blogging should probably resume some time around Friday. For this week, I ask only one thing - please, please, please, if Jason is up for nomination this week, VOTE HIM OUT. For me.

Thanks loves.

Shazzle
xx

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