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Dreadful Nonsense

"I've read your blog. it's really funny. you should write a column." - Jon Ronson

Fuck you all. You made me do this.

AER LINGUS EI 254 M/ECONOMY CLASS CONFIRMED
DEP DUBLIN WED 4AUG04 12.25PM
ARR EDINBURGH WED 4AUG04 1.25PM

AER LINGUS EI 255 R/ECONOMY CLASS CONFIRMED
DEP EDINBURGH WED 1SEP04 1.50PM
ARR DUBLIN WED 1SEP04 2.50PM
ALL TIMES LOCAL

If I die, I'm coming back to haunt each and every one of you bastards.

I've decided on this flight I'm going to go for my own personal record of valium intake and have 15mg rather than my usual 5mg for pain or 10mg for flying. It's a fun experiment! If the flight doesn't kill me, the overdose might!

Susan, please note - meet me off the plane with some VERY STRONG COFFEE.

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