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Dreadful Nonsense

"I've read your blog. it's really funny. you should write a column." - Jon Ronson

I'd like to introduce you all to another kind linker of mine, someone who goes by the name of 'Sharrow', which I think is probably not her real name - but then who am I to judge? It's just as good as, if not slightly better than, Shazzle. So we like her. Today she seems to think she's deserving of a reward, something apparently along the lines of 'most fervent procrastinator'. 'Fraid I beat you to it, Sharrow. The list of things that I had to do today are:

1. Finish OU essay.

The things I did today were:

1. Get up at 12pm.
2. Pad around the house in a dressing gown, turning every television station to E4.
3. Watch Big Brother for about a year and a half.
4. Go for a walk with dogs, god daughter, best friend, sister and mother.
5. Pick flowers, play pooh sticks with god daughter like saintly god mother I am.
6. Come home, entertain god daughter and best friend.
7. Annoy cats.
8. Nap.
9. This.

I win! Where's my medal?

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