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Dreadful Nonsense

"I've read your blog. it's really funny. you should write a column." - Jon Ronson

Friday Five on a Saturday. Go figure.

1. List five things you'd like to accomplish by the end of the year.
That doesn't give me much time. I'd like to -
Go to at least 4 comedy gigs.
Go to at least 4 music gigs.
Go to Whelans (which can also be included as a music gig).
Get incredibly, utterly and completely trashed.
Stay up long enough to watch the sun rise.

2. List five people you've lost contact with that you'd like to hear from again.
Sandra, Eleanor, Judith, Janet, Claire.

3. List five things you'd like to learn how to do.
Play guitar, drive a car, smoke joints without throwing up, extend my overdraft limit, know how to make small talk.

4. List five things you'd do if you won the lottery (no limit).
Buy a house, buy a house next to that for my parents, buy a house next to that for my sisters, rescue about 100 dogs from the dog pound and let everyone I know quit their jobs and come work for me in my new luxury dog shelter.

5. List five things you do that help you relax.
Breathe deeply, take valium, read, sing, get off the plane.


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