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Dreadful Nonsense

"I've read your blog. it's really funny. you should write a column." - Jon Ronson

We buried Junior outside the window of my front room, underneath the hedgegrow. We buried him with a flower from a friend's wedding, and with a newspaper cutting that says fish are very clever. Right now, there's a candle burning in the window to help guide him on his way. It was actually quite lovely. Much more civilised than flushing him down the loo, really. We'll be having a proper Irish wake for him on Saturday.

God bless Junior.

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