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Dreadful Nonsense

"I've read your blog. it's really funny. you should write a column." - Jon Ronson

I just got 12 bottles of beer delivered to my door.

My shopping from Tescos was supposed to be arriving between 9pm and 11pm, and instead arrived at 8.30pm, but I suppose that they assume anyone who gets their shopping delived between 9pm and 11pm on a Tuesday night will probably be home at 8.30pm. And they were right. Although the bloke on my street who was also supposed to be having his shopping delivered between 9pm and 11pm didn't seem to be home. He'll be kicking himself now that he didn't factor in that complication.

Alongside most of the things that I asked for, except for my icecream and my quorn sausages, they also put in some microwave chips. I didn't ask for them, I yelled at the kitchen while throwing them in the freezer. I don't want them, I muttered to the hallway on my way to check the order list. They're not on here, I mumbled walking back to the kitchen to open a beer. Free chips! I celebrated, sitting back down to blog this wonderous occasion.

Such are the small things in life that make you happy.


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