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Dreadful Nonsense

"I've read your blog. it's really funny. you should write a column." - Jon Ronson

Swimming with Penguins update -

09:28:11

We ar on our way 2 did u c any 2 day.Really honestly

Translation: It's a running joke from my childhood - Dad would come in from work and (for a reason that I'm sure has a great explanation but that has been lost to me through the mists of time) he'd inexplicably ask me if I'd seen any today. 'Any' meaning elephants. Usually I hadn't.

13:44:29

Saw 7 touched 3.Sue stood in elo poo .Lots of phots.Fed dem fruit

I asked them to send me a baby elephant home. Dogs are so yesterday.

13:51:30

I did.Weighs 3.5 tons. Think of kesh shit an multiply by 100.Put dat on your carpet

Quite, quite charming.

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