We ar on our way 2 did u c any 2 day.Really honestly
Translation: It's a running joke from my childhood - Dad would come in from work and (for a reason that I'm sure has a great explanation but that has been lost to me through the mists of time) he'd inexplicably ask me if I'd seen any today. 'Any' meaning elephants. Usually I hadn't.
Saw 7 touched 3.Sue stood in elo poo .Lots of phots.Fed dem fruit
I asked them to send me a baby elephant home. Dogs are so yesterday.
I did.Weighs 3.5 tons. Think of kesh shit an multiply by 100.Put dat on your carpet
Quite, quite charming.