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Dreadful Nonsense

"I've read your blog. it's really funny. you should write a column." - Jon Ronson

Look! It's Friday already! No internet at work this week, and, shocking, work at work this week. So blogging has been a bit sporadic at best. Parents currently on plane on way home from South Africa. Swimming With Penguins never happened, although they did get attacked by an angry giraffe while on safari.

Friday Five now, while drunk and watching Nush get evicted. Yay.

1. When was the last time you cheated?
When someone says "cheat" I immediately think of exams, so probably in my exams in college. Chances are. I can't remember any specific episodes, other than during my Leaving Cert, I wrote key words, dates or theorems (depending on the exam) underneath my massive watch. Cheating is not big or clever, but it's usually the easier option. Cheat away, I say.

Relationship wise, I've never cheated. Just thought I should clarify.

2. When was the last time you stole?
Um... well... probably a couple of weeks ago. Shut up. Not saying anything else. Stealing is evil and wrong, and a cheap thrill and not at all sensible.

3. When was the last time you lied?
Just now.

I do lie a bit, but usually only to spare other people's feelings, or to hide my own.

4. When was the last time you broke or vandalized another's property?
Never. Never intentionally, anyway. I would never vandalize anything, that's just plain cruel and wrong. If something belongs to someone else, you should treat it with great respect. Especially library books. Or any books at all.

5. When was the last time you hurt a loved one?
God, I don't know. I hope it was a long time ago. I hope they've forgiven me. That's another thing I wouldn't do intentionally.

Lordy. Boring answers when I'm drunk. This would have been a great questionnaire if I'd been bored at work. Sorry peeps.

Now I must go glory in the wonder of Nush being ousted.


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