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Dreadful Nonsense

"I've read your blog. it's really funny. you should write a column." - Jon Ronson

President Bush launched a PR campaign to improve his image and popularity. He decided to visit a primary school so he could explain to the children his policy. After explaining his policy to them, the president asked the children if they had any questions. Little Stevie raises his hand and says,

"Mr. President, I have three questions:
1. How did you have less votes but were still elected president?
2. Why do you want to attack Iraq with no motive?
3. Don't you think Hiroshima was the biggest terrorist attack in history?"

At that moment, the bell rang and the children ran outside to play. At the end of the break the children returned and Bush once again asked the children if they had any questions. Little Eddie raises his hand and says, "Mr. President, I have five questions:
1. How did you have less votes but were still elected president?
2. Why do you want to attack Iraq with no motive?
3. Don't you think Hiroshima was the biggest terrorist attack in history?
Also,
4. Why did the bell ring 20 minutes too early?
5. Where is Stevie?"

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