I’ve been thinking about it all day, really, while making up and adding on to the “List of people I would like to kill with my bare hands” (that stands at seven at the moment), and I think I might have done some very bad things in a former life. Either that, or – and this thought did occur to me last night – I’ve died without realising it, and am now spending time in hell / purgatory. If only I believed in evolution, I could be a dung beetle even now. Oh, the humanity.