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Dreadful Nonsense

"I've read your blog. it's really funny. you should write a column." - Jon Ronson


Here I am, sitting in my new flat. My sister is in her bedroom, banging nails into the wall, playing a CD of some of her weird, trendy music that I'm bound to be a great big fan of just as soon as they start getting popular, and she goes off them. The dog is lying on the sofa, staring at me - there isn't room for her to sit on my knee while I type on the computer, but she doesn't understand why I won't let her up here.

We had to get Windows 98 installed on this computer in order to upload any of the internet packages - apparently they don't make them for Windows 95 any more, which is very inconvenient of all of them. But now my computer sees more colours, and better pictures, and I might stop relying on the really heavily text based sites I've been hanging around, and get back on the porn train.

Ahem. Just joking, Mum.

So, allow me to introduce to you two new characters who will be appearing on a very regular basis in this blog:-

Kesh
Kesh is, at a guess, about 2 years old. She is a very little jack russel dog. We got her from the DSPCA, who rescued her from a horribly abusive home. She is beautiful, very jumpy, likes to be cuddled, wants to sit on your knee at all times, is a bit afraid of men, worried by other dogs, and barks at seagulls.

Edel
Edel is my little sister. She is 24 years old, moved to Edinburgh last Friday, knows more about music than any other girl I know, is currently banging on the wall of her bedroom.

There you go. I'm very tired tonight, so no links. Sorry. Big Brother is very good at the moment, though, isn't it? I'm very much looking forward to Jade being evicted on Friday.

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