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Dreadful Nonsense

"I've read your blog. it's really funny. you should write a column." - Jon Ronson


Right then. Second round of viewers starts at 3pm - that's in about twenty minutes, time fans - so I've decided on a new strategy that may or may not work out.

1. I have, in the words of someone who just emailed me, got my "wares" on display this morning. That is to say, the baps are out for the lads. That is in a pathetic attempt to possibly distract any potential male flatmates from the squalor of this flat by grabbing their attention elsewhere, as it were. I'm sure my mother is very proud.

2. I considered the possibility of baking a cake and brewing some coffee - a nice smell around the house is supposed to help viewers to associate the flat with a 'homely' feeling. However, I'm not able to bake, and we don't have any coffee. So instead I sprayed the bathroom with airfresher, and the kitchen smells like Jif. I'm hoping that works along the same principles.

3. I've hoovered, and moved all the crap that usually sits in the hallway in to Anna's bedroom, as she's in Glasgow for the weekend.

After that, there's nothing I can do. What I've decided to do though, to help pass the afternoon and to stop me from killing everyone that steps foot in here, is to blog everyone that comes in the door as soon as they walk back out of it. I'm sure that will make for interesting reading. In my head.

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