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Dreadful Nonsense

"I've read your blog. it's really funny. you should write a column." - Jon Ronson


An overview of my evening:

5.30pm - Get home. Lie down.
7.00pm - Wake up.
7.15pm - My old college flatmate calls from Belfast. I miss her call on my mobile, but give her a quick call back, just to say hi.
8.40pm - Get off the phone.
9.00pm - Walk to the restaurant my landlord owns to hand in our rent, and hand in my notice.
9.20pm - Walking home, start to panic that I will now be homeless in one calendar month.
9.21pm - Stop and give some money to an actual really homeless bloke who tells me I have a nice smile.
9.30pm - Wash up a week's worth of dishes.
10.00pm - Accidentally watch an hour of Sex and the City.

Also, I'd recommend combining this site with this site. That way, you'll never leave the house.

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