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Dreadful Nonsense

"I've read your blog. it's really funny. you should write a column." - Jon Ronson

Day Three of Sharon-Is-A-Dole-Scum. Becoming unbearably disillusioned with the world of recruitment agencies – I do remember that, last time I was temping, there were two agencies which served me well, but they don’t really seem to be giving it their all this time round. Job interview looms tomorrow, so I’ve decided that washing my interview outfit is in order. Hope it’s not still damp in the morning, but us dole scummers have an image to keep up.

In the meantime, I’ve decided to use my time wisely, and am learning to juggle. No, really. Although, it’s turning out to be more of a challenge than I had anticipated because, although my right hand can juggle like a pro, my left hand appears to have had a very localised stroke, and refuses to do anything that I ask it to do, other than throw my bean bags on the floor. Ho hum. Must keep trying.

This way, if nothing comes up, at least I can run away and join the circus.


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