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Dreadful Nonsense

"I've read your blog. it's really funny. you should write a column." - Jon Ronson

Whose stupid idea was it to buy bloody Doc Marten boots in the first place?! I sit here, my feet skinned and shells of their former selves, and all I've done is walk down to the pub and back - a total walk of about 20 minutes.

Kareoke, mind you, was worth the pain. Myself and Jayne nominated our friend Sean, who is a former stage school child, to get up and sing "No Matter" by Boyzone, and he did us all proud, alternating between the Ronan bits and Steven bits with barely a flinch. And then when, half way through the song, we all launched ourselves from the back of the pub to kneel down before him and waive our lighters in the air while screetching the Steven bits in falsetto, he didn't even let that put him off. The boy was born to sing.

I must go and lie down now. I've a very busy day ahead of me, organising bloody train tickets and buying christmas presents. Without my Docs, I hasten to add.


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