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Dreadful Nonsense

"I've read your blog. it's really funny. you should write a column." - Jon Ronson

I like my new toy. Here are some things about me, written in the third person to make it sound important:

Sharon was born some time ago, and is now clinging to her early-to-mid twenties for all she is worth. Born under the star sign of Scorpio, she is neither a foul tempered witch, nor a fiery temptress, which is fortunate because she doesn’t believe in all that nonsense anyway.

Sharon originates from the tiny Irish village called "Dublin", but does not have the accent to prove it. She has never appeared in Father Ted, but was once on national television dressed like a toddler.

Sharon was once a Brownie leader.

Having spent four years in higher education (narrowly missing the chance to spend the rest of her life working in banks) Sharon has spent most of her adult life running away from the idea of a steady career / aim in life, and has suffered a good deal of success in this department having held, in the last year, a total of 16 different jobs in the small Scottish town of “Edinburgh”. Almost one of these involved drawing on her degree in Media Studies.

Despite studying the language in school for over six years, Sharon does not speak Spanish.

Her hobbies include making phone calls, receiving phone calls, giving up smoking, developing new and interesting diseases, breeding sea monkeys, changing her hair colour and colouring in with crayon.

Sharon almost never goes over the lines.

Sharon's ambitions in life tend towards impractical fantasy, but she has a secret yearning to work in telly or on the radio. In her spare time, Sharon sleeps.




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